65+ Funny Quotes And Memes To Share With Friends And Family

In this fast, busy, sad, and cruel world we need some happiness and smile. In this era, we don’t take time for ourselves and we don’t see how sadly we are living. At this time a funny message from a friend or an online meme gives us a moment of joy that we don’t get at any other place. We should see happiness in small moments of our life. We can also make someone’s day or can motivate them by sharing Funny Quotes And Memes. By sharing such things the first thing is that the other person gets a smile and second, that person will think of us positively, such sharing also strengthens the bond.
Life is too short to be upset and sad, we should cherish every moment whether it is big or small. We have collected a bunch of sarcastic quotes that will make your day the funniest one. This humor thing will drive you crazy and will hurt your stomach. Rather than hurting your eyes due to some situation or someone it is better to hurt your stomach. So do enjoy the Funny Quotes And Memes and spread sarcasm and happiness in your surroundings.

Funny Quotes And Memes To Share

“I’ve reached that age where my brain goes from ‘You probably shouldn’t say that’ to ‘What the hell, let’s see what happens.'”

 "I've reached that age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn't say that' to 'What the hell, let's see what happens.'"

“If you don’t like me and still watch everything I do, you are a fan.”

"If you don't like me and still watch everything I do, you are a fan."

“Good morning, world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.”

"Good morning, world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived."

“Sarchotic: When you’re so sarcastic, people aren’t sure whether you’re joking or whether you’re just crazy.”

"Sarchotic: When you're so sarcastic, people aren't sure whether you're joking or whether you're just crazy."

“I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today.”

"I don't have the energy to pretend to like you today."

“Yes, I walked away mid-conversation. You were boring me to death and my survival instincts kicked in.”

"Yes, I walked away mid-conversation. You were boring me to death and my survival instincts kicked in."

“Me after death: slams gates of Hell open, takes off shoes, high fives Satan. ‘I’m home. What’s the f***ing WiFi password?'”

"Me after death: slams gates of Hell open, takes off shoes, high fives Satan. 'I'm home. What's the f***ing WiFi password?'"

“There’s no ‘we’ in fries.”

"There's no 'we' in fries."

“Mom always said, ‘If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all’. And some people wonder why I’m so quiet around them.”

"Mom always said, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them."

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”

“The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.”

“The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.”

“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.”

“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.”

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”

“Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.”

“Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.”

“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”

“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”

“All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.”

“All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.”

“War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.”

“War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.”

“It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.”

 

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”

 

“I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.”

 

 “My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.”

 

“Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is Christmas Eve.”

 

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”

 

“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.”

 

“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”

 

“I”m trying to see things from your point of view, but I can’t stick my head that far up my a**.”

 

“I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a f—ing lady.”

 

“Once you let mo-fos slide, they start to think they can ice skate.”

 

“Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.”

 

“I almost gave a f—k. Scared the sh— out of myself.”

 

“Dear haters, I couldn’t help but notice that ‘awesome’ ends with ‘me’ and ‘ugly’ starts with ‘u’.”

 

“I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and all I could think was ‘I bet a donut wouldn’t have done this to me.”

 

“Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’”

 

“Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push; you got to rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.”

 

“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”

 

“I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.”

 

“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.”

 

“I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.”

 

“There’s nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can’t prolong.”

 

“Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’”

 

“You can fail at what you don’t want—so you might as well take a chance at doing what you love.”

 

“I asked my brother-in-law, the father of four boys, ‘If you had it to do all over again, would you still have kids?’ ‘Yes,’ he said. ‘Just not these four.’”

 

“I just realized that ‘Let me check my calendar’ is the adult version of ‘Let me ask my mom.’”

 

“Whoever established the high road and how high it should be should be fired.”

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