70+ Full Metal Jacket Quotes For Discipline

Full Metal Jacket is a movie based on warfare which was released in 1987. It is inspired by the novel and the plot is based on platoons who go through hard boot camp training and then end up on the battlefield during the Vietnam war. During boot camp training platoons get an abusive instructor who goes full harsh on the platoons to train them and teach them a sense of discipline.
There are many life lessons you can learn from Full Metal Jacket. These lessons will help you to stay in discipline and grow your personality.

The lessons are 1. We should fear our instructor as if we don’t fear then we will not stay in discipline and do whatever the hell we want to do, 2. Always victory is not possible, sometimes we have to face defeat and we have to look forward and analyze our mistakes so next time we don’t make them, 3. Respect is earned, we don’t get respect without any sacrifice. We have to earn respect by doing something great, 4. Once we fail we should start over with what we left. We should never give up and never lose hope. We should improvise and adapt in order to get success.
We have listed top Full Metal Jacket Quotes which will help you to improvise yourself to attain success. Do enjoy it and keep grinding for success.

Full Metal Jacket Quotes

“Well it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you’ve been cheated!”

“Well it looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you’ve been cheated!”

“I’m gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-f*cking-seconds, to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull f*ck you!”

“I’m gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-f*cking-seconds, to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull f*ck you!”

“I bet you’re the kinda guy that would f*ck a person in the ass, and not even have the god-damn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!”

“I bet you’re the kinda guy that would f*ck a person in the ass, and not even have the god-damn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!”

“I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump.”

“I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump.”

“That’s enough! Get on your feet. Pvt. Pyle you had best square your ass away and start sh*tting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely f*ck you up!”

“That’s enough! Get on your feet. Pvt. Pyle you had best square your ass away and start sh*tting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely f*ck you up!”

Well here`s something you won`t like, Private Snowball! They don`t serve fried chicken and watermelon down in the mess hall every day!

Well here`s something you won`t like, Private Snowball! They don`t serve fried chicken and watermelon down in the mess hall every day!

“What is your major malfunction numbnuts? Didn’t mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?”

“What is your major malfunction numbnuts? Didn't mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?”

“Didn’t mommy and daddy give you enough attention when you were a child?!”

“Didn't mommy and daddy give you enough attention when you were a child?!”

“you climb like old people fuck private pile!”

“you climb like old people fuck private pile!”

“If god wanted you up there I am sure he would have miracled your ass up there by now.”

“If god wanted you up there I am sure he would have miracled your ass up there by now.”

“You like the kind of boy who could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.”

“You like the kind of boy who could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.”

“I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.”

“I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.”

“You’re so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!”

“You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!”

“Well Any Fucking Time Sweetheart!”

“Well Any Fucking Time Sweetheart!”

‘Well I’ve got a joke for you, I’m going to tear you a new asshole.”

‘Well I've got a joke for you, I'm going to tear you a new asshole.”

“You little scumbag! I’ve got your name! I’ve got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers and I will teach you!”

“You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers and I will teach you!”

“I am in a world of shit, yes. But I am alive. And I’m not afraid.”

 

“Hell I like you. You can come to my house and fuck my sister.”

 

“I looked forward to meet interesting and stimulating people from a ancient culture… and kill them.”

 

“The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive.”

 

“What is your major malfunction?”

 

“If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human f*cking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian sh*t! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair.”

 

“What have we got here, a f*cking comedian? Private Joker, I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and f*ck my sister. You little scumbag! I got your name! I got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers! I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unf*ck yourself, or I will unscrew your head and sh*t down your neck!”

 

“Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl’s name because this is the only p*ssy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol’ Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You’re married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.”

 

“Get up here, fat boy! Quickly! Move it on! Move it on, Pyle! Move it on! You climb obstacles like old people f*ck. Do you know that, Private Pyle? Get up here; you’re too slow! Move it, move it! Private Pyle, whatever you do, don’t fall down. That would break my f*cking heart!”

 

“Today, you people are no longer pukes. Today, you are Marines. You’re part of a brotherhood. From now on, until the day you die, wherever you are, every Marine is your brother. Most of you will go to Vietnam. Some of you will not come back. But always remember this: Marines die. That’s what we’re here for. But the Marine Corps lives forever, and that means you live forever.”

 

“Don’t shit me, man!

I wouldn’t shit you. You’re my favorite turd!”

 

“I wanted to see exotic Vietnam… the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture… and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!”

 

“Hey, you got girlfriend Vietnam? Me so horny. Me love you long time.”

 

“Personally, I think, uh… they don’t really want to be involved in this war. You know, I mean… they sort of took away our freedom and gave it to the, to the gookers, you know. But they don’t want it. They’d rather be alive than free, I guess. Poor dumb bastards.”

 

“Holy dog shit. Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don’t look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?”

 

“All f***ing n*ggers must f***ing hang.”

 

“Believe it or not, but under fire, Animal Mother can be a wonderful human being. All he needs is somebody throwing grenades at him ’til the end of his life.”

 

“Get your fat ass up there! I’ll bet if there was some pussy up there you would get up there, wouldn’t you?”

 

“You are dumb,, but do you expect me to believe that you don’t know left from right?!”

 

“I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump.”

 

“My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming F**k Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I’m in a world of s**t… yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.”

 

“Freedom?

You’d better flush out your head, new guy. This isn’t about freedom; this is a slaughter. If I’m gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is “poontang”.”

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