75+ Funny Good Morning Quotes To Make Someone’s Day Happy

Morning the time of everyone’s life when they wake up and want to smile and feel positive energy by anything. You can be that positive energy in anyone’s life. If you’re a husband before leaving for office write a letter and keep it near to your wife’s pillow, if you’re a son/daughter write a letter and keep it near your parent’s pillow, when they’ll wake up and read that letter it will give them an immense amount of happiness and joy during the start of the day, it will give them a kick and boost to do their work and feel good throughout the day. There is saying that if morning starts well then the whole day goes fabulous and if the morning starts badly then the whole day goes worse.
So be someone’s ray of sunshine and do some little stuff for them to make their morning cheerful and positivity. This will not only give happiness to them but eventually, you will also feel happy that you made someone’s day beautiful. Everybody gives gifts and expensive stuff, but what is more important is mental peace which only some people can give, you can be in that some people and spread that happiness by doing little things such as a text.
Below we have listed some beautiful Funny Good Morning Quotes which you can share with your loved ones to make their morning beautiful and whole day with positive vibes. Do enjoy them and be the angel of someone’s life.

Funny Good Morning Quotes

“Morning will come, it has no choice.“

“Morning will come, it has no choice.“

“I need to get up – my coffee needs me.”

“I need to get up – my coffee needs me.”

“In the morning I woke like a sloth in the fog.”

“In the morning I woke like a sloth in the fog.”

“Morning not only forgives, it forgets.”

“Morning not only forgives, it forgets.”

“A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.”

“A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.”

“Some people wake up fast. Some people wake up slow. I wake up dead.”

“Some people wake up fast. Some people wake up slow. I wake up dead.”

“There is nowhere morning does not go.”

“There is nowhere morning does not go.”

“You knows dat in New Orleans is not morning ’til dee sun come up.”

“You knows dat in New Orleans is not morning ’til dee sun come up.”

“It is only in the morning that one should marry, read unfavorable reviews, make one’s will, beat one’s servants, and so forth.”

“It is only in the morning that one should marry, read unfavorable reviews, make one’s will, beat one’s servants, and so forth.”

“Getting up early is the first step in the wrong direction! Good Morning!”

“Getting up early is the first step in the wrong direction! Good Morning!”

“Life kisses our faces every morning. Yet, between morning and evening, she laughs at our sorrows.”

“Life kisses our faces every morning. Yet, between morning and evening, she laughs at our sorrows.”

“I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently.”

“I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently.”

“There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ‘Good God, morning’!”

“There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ‘Good God, morning’!”

“A person who has not done one-half his day’s work by ten o’clock, runs a chance of leaving the other half undone.”

“A person who has not done one-half his day’s work by ten o’clock, runs a chance of leaving the other half undone.”

“I am not a morning person.“

“I am not a morning person.“

“Moist groaned. It was the crack of seven and he was allergic to the concept of two seven o’clock in one day.”

“Some people wake up fast. Some people wake up slow. I wake up dead.”

“Mornings are like almost clean slates. I say almost clean because the residue of yesterdays is sometimes stuck on them.”

 

“I hate early mornings. But I love waking up with you.”

 

“Don’t make me kill you at this hour in the morning Jimmy. It’s not civilized.”

 

“Of course I can start the day motivated. Just not in the morning! Good Morning Wednesday!”

 

“Sneezing, coughing, burping, farts. My body makes a soundcheck in the morning. Good Morning to you!”

 

“Good morning clan! Now let’s straighten out all our astral body and assume a correct shit-no-attitude!”

 

“When the light of the sun reaches over the horizon … I turn around and go to sleep again. Good Morning Thursday!”

 

“Good morning has moved, he now lives with good mood and beautiful day in a country before our time.”

 

“The three biggest enemies of a morning muffle are: daylight, fresh air and the unbearable roar of the birds! Good Morning!”

 

“Good Morning! At the beginning of a new stressful day.”

 

“Good Morning! Saying goodbye to your best friend can be difficult … but I’m sure you’ll go back to bed in no time!”

 

“For some people it’s Monday, for me it’s the first step towards the weekend.” Good Morning!The coffee was added successfully. This body can now be started. Good Morning!”

 

“I smiled right after getting up. I think I dislocated my face. Good Morning!”

 

“My bed and me, we love each other, only the alarm clock will not accept it. Good Morning!”

 

”Men are like coffees. Only the really good keep you awake all night! Good Morning!”

 

”Good morning to a friend who never stresses anything because you always sleep!”

 

”Good Morning! Open your mouth wide! I’ll just keep going and put that coffee right in there!”

 

”I was part of the world of the beautiful and rich in eternal sunshine and parties. Then my Good morning alarm just woke me up. Good Morning!”

 

”Why does the morning have to start so early? I need more time to dream of the guy who gives me weak knees every day. Good Morning!”

 

”I wish you a fragrant coffee and a short Monday. Good Morning!”

 

”If laziness was an Olympic discipline, I would be fourth so I do not have to get on the podium. Good Morning!”

 

“Coffee is only harmful if a whole bag from the fifth floor falls on your head. Good morning!”

 

“My bed and I love each other but the alarm clock is not clear! Good Morning!”

 

“Good morning, little dormouse. I wonder when you will learn to arrive early to your appointments. Your girlfriend has already left with the one on the corner.”

 

“You have a message: Wake up, you loafer!” Good Morning!”

 

“Happy day to all those who have the privilege and joy of knowing me.” Good Morning!”

 

”Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together. “

 

”Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. “

 

”I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake. “

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